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How to Murder Your Career: The Katy Perry Formula
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Swiftologist
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I make thoughtful weekly videos about pop culture.

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theswiftologist (3 minutes ago)
hi divas!!! it's here!!! who is feeling like a tortured poet ?? my full unedited reaction will be up on: https://www.patreon.com/swiftologist, part 2 of the reaction will be out TOMORROW!
mrm4734 (9 minutes ago)
THE FUNNY THING IS THAT WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR HER TO COOK THE TURKEY ON THIS ALBUM INSTEAD SHE COOKED ANOTHER ANIMAL WHICH IS A RAT
soaribb32 (18 minutes ago)
We expected Turkey.
Henke_Reboot (28 minutes ago)
β€œI’m having his baby!…no I’m not but you should see your faces!” She needs to go straight to JAIL for that
kai_ller (32 minutes ago)
β€œi support women’s rights and i support women’s wrongs” I DIED
mexifrida (46 minutes ago)
I’m thankful for the 1975 fans helping to decode some of the references I didn’t know. It’s really a group effort lol
imogenlucy1561 (52 minutes ago)
β€œWe’re not doing Ratty Healy are we?” Baby, you have a storm coming!
magnoliaskogen (2 hour ago)
"Taylor Swift, who's never once moved on from anything in her entire life"
dani-hx1hl (2 hour ago)
you not clocking the Matty songs out of pure denial has me CACKLING, so real
mistress_mercury (3 hours ago)
The rat was overcooked and the turkey was merely zapped in the microwave for a minute
alexandrite61 (6 hours ago)
Lovebombing someone into thinking you're the love of their life while they're at their most vulnerable and then proceed to ghost them when the water gets rough does sound an awful lot like something I'd expect Matty to do.
cruisevampire (5 hours ago)
I can't believe the turkey got forgotten in his own divorce album
KK-pj1us (16 hours ago)
β€œI stopped CPR, after all, it’s no use” in So long, London it’s the β€œI can’t find a pulse, my heart won’t start anymore for you” girl COME ON
dariaivaniuk9858 (5 hours ago)
It's just crazy how we didn't even consider that Matty was the second chairman of the Department. He definetely considers himself to be a tortured poet, and Taylor seems tp do so too. Like, most of the record is about him, which is a complete 180 from what we expected
mariiposa_x8091 (22 hours ago)
i feel like the turkey roast has already happened. she very much gagged us bc it was right under our noses this entire time : folklore/evermore were the beginning of the end, midnights was the breakup and the few songs on ttpd are her officially closing that chapter.
martinam7806 (23 hours ago)
This shows me how much we don’t really know her. The real her. She is much more complex and I think most of the time she is really like β€œLights, camera, bitch, smile”
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