This is Simon the Turkey. Simon the Turkey does not pretend to be someturkey else. Simon the Turkey does not invent multiple identities. Simon the Turkey does not write comments to himself. Be like Simon the Turkey.

Hey, are you around?

@Alfie_999-q7j Hi Alfie, more info from my informant about the way your new friend deliberately damaged two of his monkeys.

@Alfie_78906 What's the numbnuts Simian up to now? I see a thread of replies to him but, thankfully, do not see his invective. I'm disappointed that Spence seems to have allowed him to take over his posts. Whatever Simian has been spouting, I agree that those posts should be allowed stand and show his rampant insanity. Is he still obsessed with me? Poor liddle turkey goblin must miss me, his bleak life wouldn't have any meaning if not for you and me