Me: “Can I take a piss?”

Fun story:

Tbf if a teacher opened up the lesson with “Right ya little bastards, get out your textbooks and go to page 69” they’d be my favourite teacher

It’s funny how the school’s logic of dealing with bully’s is being implemented with actual law in some places, it never matters if the bully is the one who starts it, as soon as you defend yourself or rightfully kick their ass you’re the bad guy. And now the same thing is happening outside of school. If someone breaks into your house and you rightfully defend yourself with either your hands, knife, or gun you become the bad guy.

When you see a teacher outside of school:

I hate it when the teacher yell at you to do something and you try to explain why you can't right now and they say: DON'T ARGUE WITH ME

The scene with the queen has aged even better, the surprise on the teacher's face from a queen who is so unkillable and invincible that she came back to life just to judge him.

School:

One of the shittiest things a teacher can do is punish the entire class when less than half of the class is doing something wrong, like, I didn't do shit, it was them, why are bad things happening to me

When teachers say "The bell doesnt dismiss you, I do"

If only people really talked like this at school it would be 10 times more entertaining

My PE teacher was a retired drill-sergeant for the Marines, he was very nice if he see something wrong with you, he would come up, and asked are you okay

Nothing makes my blood boil more than “it doesn’t matter who started it”

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework?

Here is my 200 word carpet essay:

My had a kid in one of my classes on the FIRST DAY asked to use the bathroom, the teacher said no, so he got up and pissed in the trash can. He is a great American hero

I got detention for not doing a project that was optional.