Steven Seagal is 1/4 Cherokee. He weighs one quarter of a Jeep Cherokee.

Steven Segal couldn't beat Bruce Lee in a fight. And I mean in Bruce Lee's current condition.

What's worse is Steven had the potential to save his career. The minute he got caught lying he could have just apologized and said he's just an actor. He also could have embraced his meme status and went along with the jokes and ridiculousness of the stories, like how Chuck Norris embraces the Chuck jokes. But sadly his ego got in his way

Let me clear up some confusion. Steven Seagal trained at KFC not UFC.

Steven taught Chuck Norris how to fight. Taught Jimi Hendrix how to play guitar. Taught Gordon Ramsay how to cook. Taught Ike Turner how to be a good husband. He's done it all.

The only dangerous thing about Seagal is his cholesterol level.

I heard Seagals last movie went straight to audio.

Seagal is an expert in self-defense.. he has defended himself in court against sexual assault charges by

When steven started acting he never stopped. It's the longest running movie in the making in history.

I felt betrayed by Steven Seagal when I found out he's not a real seagull

"i just read the greatest script i've ever read in my life"

Woman: "Can I help you, sir?"

Steven Seagal...

Steven's accent changes depending on who he is addressing....