She: We need to find a female bug

Female: "We need to find him a female bug."

Girl: “We need to find him a female bug.”

Rule number 1: If it has six legs, assume it can fly.

They're no slouches when running, they can fly and swim like a pro. You're pretty much safe only in winter and space.

Nothing instills fear in the heart of a human to the same extent as the sudden sound of the flapping wings of a bug

Most realistic "found footage" movie ever.

"Remind Yourself That Overconfidence Is A Slow And Insidious Killer."

Bug : slowly climbs over marker

That bug's like: "Everyone's gangsta till they find out you can fly."

"If you get over those markers what happens?"

"Yeah we need to find for him a female bug"

The bug: got laughed by the humans

“He’s going to town on that marker…”

Dude in the background: "He's really going to town on that marker"

Moral of the story: Never bug a bug enough to receive a bug hug

"Oh man, he's going to town on that marker"

these guys are one of the few bugs that im legitimately terrified of, and i handle spiders and hang out with wasps on the regular and with joy. their bite, while in no way life threatening, is extremely painful. like, one of the most painful bites of any insect ever. and they can fly.