Nothing pisses women off like when you address them as "sir". It's fucking hilarious.

She was obviously unprepared for Fred's call. 

"GO AHEAD, call the police with your LISP"

"Go ahead, call the police with your lisp."

Big Daddy's Pizza is NOT a law enforcement agency??

great call, listening in honor of Fred. :(

"Okay, this is not a sir, and you need to quit calling here."

"OK, you're making no sense whatsoever.  There is no Big Daddy's Pizza Sheriff Department!" 

I love when he says I'll call ya right back

"big daddy's pizza"

One of the best calls in a long time. It's the little touches: making Fred laugh when dept Martin says 'big daddy's pizza'. Or when Fred's waiting for people to pick up the phone 'anybody there'. Awesome soundboard skills man.

"Do I sound like a male?"

"There is no Big Daddy's Pizza sheriff's department"

Big daddies poleesh department is a secret police department where only the best of the best police get hired at...it's like the A team, except instead of ever helping people they just listen to them and let them know they'll just be at pizzeria.

Go ahead, call the polish with your lispppph.

HAHAHA Fred's laugh after Deputy Martin said Big Daddy's Pizza Sheriff's Department had me cackling out loud.

Is the walnut jail in Big daddy's county?

She sounds tight.

"I am not a recording, stupid!"