My least favorate rule growing up was "Don't speak unless spoken to".

They'll yell at you for talking back, then yell at you for ignoring them.

"Because I said so!"

"I'm standin' at the table during dinner and I'm singing and it isn't even covered by your ruuuuuuuuule."

George Carlin Rules? Well duh of course he does.

Carlin was one of a kind. 

1:55 he could be even a great singer....now thats amazing

The way his routine flows is seamless and a like a natural ramble chat, so many comedians these days sound like they've rehearsed their gags too much, not natural sounding. George was a class act

You can't just listen to his comedy, half the show is the faces he makes and the acting out of his material. Carlin was an amazing guy and very in tune with the world. We lost a great man when he passed away (if you wanna use that soft language). At least his comedy (and cynicism in some cases) live on in our hearts

He was handsome.

He was the one and only true preacher!

I have been a carlin fan since the 70s. He and I were raised in the same manner by strict, overbearing parents. I find His humor incredible! Funniest man I ever heard. We developed the exact philosophies!