when the ENTIRE combine army comes back to earth

Pov: When the advisors learn that Gordon went to the Borealis

They re-opened the *superportal*

Ok now this is what I was looking for

Glory to the Empire!!

Me and The Unions going to tell the man with a crowbar to pickup the can

Relaxation song before bed

When the Advisors discovered that one of their Combine Elites betrayed them with the help of a defective Aperture Laboratories turret

This reminds me of the Stormtrooper Marching

glory to the combine

When humans eventually became a interstellar species one day and found a very exploitable planet with aliens living on it:

gordon freeman hl1-hl2: light work no reaction

The universal union gangsta until Rick the door technician joins the resistance movement

combine empire vs one man with crowbar who would win?

The galactic empire vs the universal union who’s winning?

where are Chell and Wheatley? why wasn't in a combine train with Gordon going to city 17, Wheatley meeting Chell and Gordon for the first time as Alyx rescued them from the combine, helping Gordon fight the combine at city 17, white forest, and at the borealis, going through ravenholm, fighting the gunship at Odessa's base, saving Eli at nova prospect, confronting dr Breen, going through the ruins of the citadel, helping barney evacuate citizens and escaping from city 17, going through white forest reaching to Magnusson base, using Magnusson devices to defeat the striders and hunters, and helping Eli rescue his daughter from the G-man's stasis bubble. where were they during the events of half-life 2, its episodes, and half-life Alyx?