"Let's have a baby!" "Yes! I'll get the color swatches, you get the checklists."

"They have hair colors ranging from purple to green, to even blue"

Fun fact: when human babies are first born they do give off a type of pheromone that is supposed to trigger that loving and nurturing reaction in whoever is around it the most. That's why babies seem to have that "new baby smell"

What the hell did I just stumble upon and why am I having a mental crisis about storks

To further support the AI theory, when the pigeon tries to stop the Machine on the drone, the Machine hits the pigeon, sends them into a electrical box, puts the pigeon in a pod, and then uses the arms to launch the pigeon into the Helicopter. This shows that the Machine's AI knows that the pigeon is a danger to it, so it quickly got rid of the pigeon as quickly as possible. Meaning the Machine is nearly sentient.

I was not prepared to see "Part 1: Bioethics" on a review about a children's movie

Those Storks are delivering everyone a Powerpuff Girlz Xtreme baby

When I first watched this movie there was a part near the end that REALLY made me overthink it. It's when the machine cant handles all the letters and burns out, but while it burnt out it was still making babies. Does this mean there are horribly defective toddlers left in the factory or am I most likely overthinking it?

What if Storks was a prequel to Boss baby. Since they are giving babies with godlike reflexes.

How did he make this story sound so much better and interesting then it actually was

Hey wait a minute

I like how you never actually bothered to directly explain why the machine was built. Just explained the machine was probably built roughly in the 30s and let that speak for itself.

I- this- this dude broke down and theorised this movie even more than the creators themselves had planned

This proves that Storks is nothing but a Prequel to Gatacca, where perfect stork babies will breach and have a higher status than normal traditional babies in a new class society.

The end of this kind of reminded me of a creepypasta called "the perfect child" where anyone who sees this child will do anything to have this perfect baby from the moment they are born normally resulting in murder and once the have the child they will ignore everything else only taking care of the baby