I love that "duh" face he makes after he clarifies the word silk. As if it totally makes sense.

"to consult you before I pee."

Sleeping walking is kinda like being high or drunk tbh

- do you realize what you did?

That's his story and he's sticking to it!

Those pots and pans will sit on the wall better if you turn them around to face the wall.

LOL one time while my fiancé sleeping, he was squirming really bad and making weird noises. I figured he was having a bad dream so I woke him up. He wakes up and yelled "hamsters, there's hamsters all over me". Funniest night of my life lol

It's like talking to CleverBot!!!! LOL!!!

'I've never used silk before!'

I worked at a church camp and shared a room with two other guys. One had a history of epilepsy, the other talked in his sleep. I snore pretty badly, so it was a fun bunch. One night, the sleeptalker was running in place in his bed. It was hilarious.

This actually seems scary to me to go on this long and still be standing up too. Crazy.

You're so kind, gentle ... he might be an interesting person as well ... thank you for posting it.

omg my boyfriend will wake me up in the middle of the night with conversations like this and he gets so mad at ME for not understanding him!!!! its so frustrating and then I ask him about it in the morning and he just laughs at me and tells me that im lying that never happened. GRRRR!!!!!

He seems sweet and intelligent.

It has to do with being your own boss.

wow.. he's a sweet guy,though... lucky for u get a loving husband...